Reblogged from Elation
YES
omg
Oh this this!
I work at Starbucks and I would pretty much fall down dead from the awesome if someone did this. And then I would yell “may the odds be ever in your favor” in my best Effie voice.
Reblogged from Ibex of the Free Mountain
why won’t these men leave my farm
STALK TO ME BABY SHOW ME THE HONEY RICE TO MEET YOU TURNIP THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN MY TIRE IS FLAT I’LL USE ASPARAGUS.
That’s all i had in me, okay good bye. See You Next Monday CUNM (??)
Reblogged from Three Word Phrase
Reblogged from Ailurophile
I want to own a Volkswagen when I’m older just because I think would be funny to watch people punch each other as I drive past.
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